trophag

from Ddonn's blog

trophag, a wife who posts unflattering pictures of her spouse on her blog. ;-}

Sumies

From Wil's blog. Sumies - Pronounced Suh-meezzz. Definition- the sighing noises some people make as they drift off to sleep. Sentence - It's annoying when your sumies are loud enough for other people to hear and ask you what you said, waking you up right as you were drifting off to sleep.

No really that has happened to me more than once it's really annoying. Hey speaking of drifting off to sleep [MOM PAY ATTENTION HERE] I just saw on this cool health blog www.healthyfellow.com the posting for the 16th of July how to get to sleep better by being mindful sine stress and thinking tend to keep up awake. You should check it out. It has some other interesting posts too.

ouski

Ouski -pronounced like Kooskia minus the first k. Definiton- A short one word way to say hi mom I think your blog is great kisses bye. Sentence- By simply typing ouski on her mom's blog the girl was not cheating but being very nice.

=P I had to come up with something! Mom said I was cheating....

Creativity in the real world

This is to see if 5 people actually read this blog. I am doing a contest thingy I saw on V's blog.
Here's how it works. The first 5 (unique) people to comment on this post will get something homemade from me.

However this offer has some rules and limitations so please read carefully.

1. This will be an item homemade by me especially for you (or your child) however it is a surprise. It might be something sewn, baked or any other kind of craft. I cannot give you a hint or guarantee that you will like it. (And the you liking it goes double for me you all know the stuff I come up with when i ambeign "creative")

2. You will receive your item some time this year.

3. I must be able to contact you via email. So make sure I can find your email address, if you're not sure, just put in your comment.

4. You must respond back to me with your mailing address after I send you an email confirming that you are one of the lucky 5!

5. In return you must post this giveaway on your blog and make 5 things for first 5 people to comment. (If you have recently done this giveaway on your blog I will count it!) This step is the most important! I will check your blog for YOUR giveaway before I send you an email. This one doesn't necessarily count for children posting on this blog viz their mom or dad's account.

Lucky 5:

1. Helen =P
2. V
3. Annie
4. El Cid
5.

Ockbzuy

Ockbzuy- Pronounced ox-buh-zoo. Definition- hogwash doctors try to tell you about your condition in order to scare you and get you to do what they want so they can charge you more money, NOT because they are interested in helping you. Sentence - If you want a health forum that is free of ockbzuy you should check out www.natmedtalk.com. There you can find discussions about all sorts of health issues and natural ways of dealing wiht them.

Want some real words?

Ok so I know this blog is about making up definitions for words that sound funny that I find on word verification and some other ramblings but I found a site that has real words to learn Vocaboly.com. Which is a lot more useful than my made up ones! So if you want to learn learn words or test your vocab skills go to I took the SAT easy vocab test and I only missed one. They also have vocab quizzes from other college type tests and vocabulary builder you can download. So if you use Vocaboly.com. in connection with my blog you will be able to correctly use protuberant and asbusne and sound really smart. Well at least until people figure out asbusne is made up. And did I mention it's FREE!

Slightly off topic but creative

I want to create some lotto scratch cards for an experiment. These are all $1 cards. Have a card where like the normal ones where it a game and you are in suspense to see if your hand beats the imaginary people on the card but the top prize is $1000. Then there will be a card with a complex-ish math or vocabulary questions and if you scratch off the right answer you are guaranteed a prize of at least 25 cents and it goes up to $2500. And the last one is a very plain looking card with just a box in the middle with a question mark on it to scratch off and it is like a bottle cap saying you winand an amount or play again and it's prize would go up to $5000. I really think that the lower prize but more "exciting" game would sell best....

Okkuquak

Don't have a definition just thought it was one of the more interesting words I have seen lately.

asbusne

From Tami's blog. Asbusne pronounced as-bew-snay. Awe inspiring and amazing. Something that is so incredible it is almost beyond words. Matey thinks walls are asbusne.